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....Watch Me Spin Circles
As I Disappear....

Randomness?
Yeah, that pretty much
sums it up.

They could never have persuaded me that lives like yours were in the hands of these erroneous fools...

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Anonymous asked: Do you know a good place to watch the hour if you live in america and can't watch it on bbc america?

Putlocker will set you free, bro.

http://www.watchseries-online.eu/2011/07/the-hour-uk-2011-1x1-episode-1.html

An Hour of the Hour: Season 2 Finale
  • "what you're blogging an episode two nights in a row and actually finishing the season WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH KATIE"
  • shhh. there is no need to be upset.
  • no tears now. just dreams. (and also the hour). let's do this thing.
  • (p.s. pretending I don't have any responsibilities in order to watch this you're welcome)
  • okay first I just CAN'T with the extra guy who announces the police raid on El Paradis, I mean if you've forgotten please watch that scene again because this guy took his one line waaaayy too seriously
  • "THIS! . . . IS A RAAAAID!!!" like yes thank you for making that clear I was wondering what all those armed police officers were for
  • but I digress
  • (this portion of the liveblog brought to you by Thoughts I Have During The Theme Song)
  • psssshhhh I just spit all over my screen because Lix told Bel there was a "Mr. Kendall" waiting for her in her office and I spent a good 30 seconds going "who the hell is Mr. Kendall" when all of a sudden SURPRISE IT'S MCDREARIPANTS
  • LIKE WHY THE FUCK DO I NOT KNOW YOUR NAME ALREADY
  • Bill Kendall
  • that doesn't even suit him
  • OH SHIT Drearipants is having a meltdown in the middle of the office and I am LOVING IT
  • of course your relationship isn't going anywhere Drearipants, BEL IS IN LOVE WITH FREDDIE
  • and she has 54 minutes left to admit it #sobbing
  • Drearipants: Is it Mr. Lyon?
  • Bel: *silence*
  • ding ding ding we have a winner
  • Marnie: What one *should* love about me is that I am a strong and capable woman.
  • you go girl
  • whoa ho ho Stearne has gone total badass mode with this crackdown on corruption, I'm just not sure he remembers his own involvement
  • Hector: (to Stearne) You live in this place where you don't acknowledge anything!
  • thanks for the back-up Hector, I gotchu babe
  • Asdfghjkllahdjdkl Isaac is sat in a cupboard listening to his own radio play
  • Sissy: My own dad wouldn't even give me away.
  • Isaac: You should have asked me.
  • I AM FUCKING CRYING AN OCEAN RIGHT NOW, THE WHOLE GODDAMN PACIFIC I TELL YOU
  • Freddie: (to Kiki) You don't have to be afraid.
  • Kiki: What, like Rosa didn't have to be afraid?
  • she makes a fair point, airhead
  • Bel: (to Freddie) Oh my god. Even you're worried.
  • and that's the sign that this story CANNOT BE GOING ANYWHERE GOOD.
  • Bel: (to McCain) Are you saying that you want to help us?
  • McCain: Yes, perhaps I am.
  • McCain is the bEST character, your argument is invalid?!? I don't know, he's just been the wORST for so long, I'm so conFUSED
  • I JUST SCREAMED AND SENT MY FAMILY RUNNING BUT OMFG WE DON'T NEED TO TALK WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING AAAAAAAAHHHHHH FINALLY AHHH AND THEN HE KISSED HER asdfghjklasdfghjjladfhhkkl
  • YOU ARE POSSIBLE WITH ME
  • YOU ARE POSSIBLE WITH ME
  • YOU ARE POSSIBLE WITH ME
  • SOMEONE HELP ME I HAVE TURNED INTO A GIANT TEAR
  • ack she's so freaking happy look at her happy squeeing face
  • ...
  • and now I'll wait for the impending unhappiness sigh
  • Mr. Brown: Ditch the desk.
  • /everyone stares at him, horrorstruck/
  • yep I'm pretty sure that was the actual stage direction no one can convince me otherwise
  • oh my fucking god Marnie's pregnant isn't she oh my fucking god oh my jesus christ holy fuck
  • oh jesus fucking christ on a fancy fucking motorbike she is
  • I can't take this anymore, Hector's just going to accept it
  • I GUESS THERE WAS A REASON FOR THE WHOLE "SURPRISE IMPOTENCY" PLOTLINE
  • oh and now we're back to the Randall and Lix angst, their daughter's totally dead isn't she
  • "killed with both her parents in an air raid" hurrah
  • Randall: Would you forgive me if I asked you to go?
  • Lix: I... I can't move.
  • on a list of things that are not okay LET'S ADD ME JFC I'M SO DONE
  • AND THAT FUCKING BEE IS BACK IN MY WALL, I THINK IT JUST ENJOYS MOCKING ME
  • I'm sorry I just identify with Randall so much it's kind of hurting me
  • also that was simultaneously the saddest and the scariest sequence I think I've ever seen
  • did Freddie just tell Kiki "you're the bomb" I just I don't even anymore /flips laptop off bed
  • something
  • tells me
  • that Freddie
  • won't be following
  • Kiki to the studio
  • and I
  • am not
  • okay with this
  • did Freddie just fix his hair even though he's probably about to be beaten to death or something equally horrific because if so I'm about to turn this show off
  • that is just too fabulous for me Freddie
  • ouch that was right in the balls
  • Kiki: What if he doesn't get here?
  • Bel: Why wouldn't he get here?
  • he can't walk right now Bel he just took some serious damage to the nuts
  • if I have to watch
  • Freddie die
  • AFTER EVERYTHING THIS SHOW HAS PUT ME THROUGH
  • OR IF WE END ON A CLIFFHANGER OR SOME SHIT
  • I WILL FUCKING CUT A BITCH
  • did he have to cry GOD FUCKING DAMNIT THIS IS NOT OKAY
  • no seriously this is actually THE MOST HORRIBLE, ANGST-RIDDEN THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I HATE YOU ALL
  • WOW
  • wowowowow
  • NICE FLASHBACK THERE BBC
  • REAL NICE
  • BRB CUTTING MY HEART OUT WITH A BLUNT KNIFE
  • BECAUSE IT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE LESS PAINFUL
  • FUCK THIS SHIT
  • are you fucking kidding me is that it is he dead
  • wow okay and now hector and kiki are both throwing stearne under the bus and for some reason I don't feel that he deserves that even with all his hypocrisy but whatever not like I was expecting anything from this show at this point
  • well that Stearne suicide thing probably would have been a bigger surprise had they not shown it in the preview last episode but I guess that was their form of a trigger warning
  • and then Pike or whatever sold out Cilenti, not surprising, I hope they both get what's coming to them IN THE SEASON THAT WILL NEVER COME HAHAHAHA
  • OH GREAT BEL ACTUALLY DID WRITE FREDDIE BACK AS WELL BUT NEVER SENT THE LETTER, THAT'S SYMBOLIC AS SHIT
  • MONEYPENNY
  • MONEYPENNY
  • MONEYPENNY
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAH
  • HA
  • HA
  • HA
  • MONEYPENNY
  • HAAA
  • /dies
  • MONEYPENNY
An Hour of the Hour: Season 2, Episode 5
  • Okay so I have an idea
  • What if we just pretend that
  • I didn't take a 3 month break between episodes
  • And everything is fine and you love me again hmm?
  • yes good let's go with that EPISODE 5 HERE WE GO
  • I definitely had to reread my own liveblogs to remember what was going on this time and like jesus christ I wish I talked about the show more because all I seem to have refreshed on is how cute FREDDIE and Isaac are and something about fuzzy sweaters
  • Yes my phone just automatically capitalized Freddie that must mean we're back THAT'S IT I'M BACK EVERYONE
  • sorry I'll start talking about the show now
  • oh, how I have missed you, jazzy theme tune
  • AW FUCK FREDDIE IS CUTE THOUGH LIKE FUCK
  • okay so apparently Rosa Maria DID die see good I remembered her name
  • I still have all these feels for Sey, especially now with the "GO HOME"
  • Sey: Still no Mrs. Lyon?
  • Freddie: She's, uh, still with friends.
  • /one-direction-laughing-version.mp3
  • Sey: (about the nasty GO HOME message) It's not going to wipe the smile off my face today!
  • I JUST SQUEAKED AT YOUR CUTENESS COME HERE AND LET ME LOVE YOU
  • " BODY OF WOMAN IDENTIFIED AS ROSA-MARIA RAMIREZ "
  • Freddie's expression: ah fuck
  • no
  • nao
  • NO
  • snyo
  • MARNIE AND HECTOR ARE NOT I REPEAT NOT ALLOWED TO BE ACTING THIS CUTE AFTER EVERYTHING THEY'VE PUT ME THROUGH JFC
  • and now Hector's jealous of freaking Alistair or whatever his name is OF ALL PEOPLE. you blew it Hector you had her AND YOU LOST HER
  • Mr. Brown: Close the door, Mr. Wengrow.
  • yeah Isaac get your shit together
  • Bel is about to lose her shit here I can acTUALLY SEE HER losing her marbles, she's like "you dumb shits a girl HAS DIED"
  • Mr. Brown: I leave it in your hands, Mr. Lyon. Leave McCain to me.
  • why is Randall such is a foreboding badass I don't know do you.
  • side note: McCain you's in trouuubbbbbble
  • other side note: there is a bee trapped in my wall okay carry on
  • I am legit crYING after that last Freddie/Bel exchange WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO YOU FREDDIE
  • like, I would quote all Bel's ice-cold lines but it would take all day so instead I'll just stick with DAMN
  • oh shit Kiki just found out about Rosa-Maria
  • oh good and Dreary McDrearipants is back it just keeps getting better.
  • I don't know, it just amuses me how this is a BBC program and they're not-so-subtly painting ITV as the bad guy
  • Mr. Brown: Madness is a prerequisite for any good journalist.
  • just like dayum with your rhetoric, man
  • did Freddie just blackmail Stearne I think he did.
  • Stearne: You know, we're all polishing buttons, Mr. Lyon, otherwise why would you be pursuing this story with such fervor? You talk of my ambition when... All I can see is your own.
  • APPLY COLD WATER TO BURN, dayuuummmm.
  • A BURN FROM STEARNE.
  • ... I'm truly sorry for that one.
  • ooooooh Mr. Brown's meeting up with McCain dis gon be gud.
  • McCain: Oh christ.
  • BUSTED.
  • lololol Randall and McCain have matching glasses how cute.
  • I am sick as a dog as I type this, please don't judge me.
  • Like, I am talking "when Cameron was in Egypt's land, let my Cameron goooooooooo" sick
  • </3
  • hmm?
  • what's that you say?
  • oh, that? the broken heart?
  • oh well silly me I forgot to mention SEY GODDAMN WELL PROPOSED TO SISSY AND ISAAC FOUND OUT ABOUT IT AND YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN HIS STUPID PATHETIC BROKEN-HEARTED FACE I HATE THIS SHOW AND I HATE ALL OF YOU.
  • ... NO, YOU KNOW WHAT, I'M NOT DONE TALKING ABOUT THIS YET, I AM UPSET FOR A NUMBER OF REASONS.
  • 1) obviously Isaac and his goddamn stupid puppy dog eyes
  • 2) CLEARLY SISSY/ISAAC ARE MEANT TO BE CANON AND SO PROBABLY SOMETHING REALLY HORRIBLE IS GOING TO HAPPEN TO SEY WHO I ALSO REALLY LIKE
  • 3) fuck that's why Sey was so happy this morning which is really ominous because now something is definitely, definitely going to happen to Sey AND I DID NOT WANT TO PAY THAT PRICE FOR SISSY/ISAAC
  • 4) THAT IS, IF ANYTHING EVEN HAPPENS THIS GODDAMN SEASON BECAUSE IT GOT CANCELED LIKE JESUS CHRIST
  • if that atomic bomb on the news reel was supposed to be symbolic of this story blowing up in everyone's faces (again) then fuck me gently with a chainsaw I am done with this show
  • SISSY'S ALONE OMG IT'S TIME TO MAKE YOUR MOVE ISAAC.
  • Isaac: They're recording my play. Now. Right now, and I'm in a cupboard.
  • Because I haven't said it yet this episode ISAAC BB LET ME LOVE YOU.
  • Isaac: Look, I don't mind being in a cupboard with you!
  • IT GOT WORSE
  • Sissy: Aren't you going to say anything?
  • THE LOOK OF PURE SHOCK AND JOY ON HIS FACE AND THEN SHE JUST DESTROYED IT, AND HE STILL DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING, AND I JUST CAN'T OKAY?!
  • they tried to balance it out with Randall and Lix being cute I AM ON TO ALL YOUR SHIT, BBC
  • Hector: I can't give her children. She doesn't know yet.
  • WELL THAT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE.
  • THE BBC: BRINGING YOU SURPRISE IMPOTENCY.
  • Hector: (to Bel) For someone so brutally honest with everyone else, you display such blatant deceit when it comes to yourself!
  • for those of you just now joining the program YES HECTOR JUST TOTALLY CALLED BEL OUT ON BEING IN LOVE WITH FREDDIE
  • Bel: Freddie's...
  • Hector: Back. I hear his wife's still away. And well, you did always have a penchant for the married man.
  • CHEEKY.
  • Freddie: You don't want to meet Bill, (is this Drearipants' real name I don't have a fucking clue I thought it was Phil) you want to come out with me.
  • Bel: No I don't, I want to go out for a civilized meal with a civilized man.
  • JESUS CHRIST BEL, TURN IT DOWN A NOTCH.
  • Freddie: Stuff dinner, come with me.
  • Bel: Oh, jump when you want me? You have a wife for that.
  • attention the first aid tent will be passing out ice packs following this conversation
  • Freddie: It's over. It's, um... It's just over. Me and Camille. something about not missing her asdfghjkl I lost track of his exact words because I MISS YOU MORE /hand on arm
  • I am a sobbing mess right now I just can't even he wrote her LETTERS and just gET ON A PLANE and and and hold me.
  • oh and back to Randall and Lix IF YOU THINK THEIR CUTENESS IS GOING TO FIX ME THEN YOU ARE WRONG.
  • OH OF COURSE IT WASN'T THEIR DAUGHTER THANKS A LOT FOR THAT BBC.
  • /lily-allen-fuck-you-very-much.mp3
  • Isaac: Congratulations. He's a lucky chap.
  • Sissy: Thank you, Isaac.
  • but then his face just falls and why is this the worst episode ever
  • yes good idea Drearipants spill all Hector's contract secrets to Bel she's sure to keep them safe
  • MARNIE'S GOING TO EL PARADIS WITH HECTOR, YAYYY
  • Lix: (to Randall) You are a fantastic drunk.
  • Randall: It has been said.
  • THESE TWO, I SWEAR.
  • Lix: YOU-SHOULD-HAVE-LET-ME-SLEEP-KHAN.gif
  • Randall: Hope is all we have.
  • an accurate summary of that exchange
  • Randall: *cuddling Lix* That's a start.
  • that's me dead on the floor help
  • NOW IT'S BEL TO THE RESCUE
  • Marnie: *smiling* I don't know what anyone's talking about.
  • basic character summary
  • also, she is the best
  • Marnie: Success is the best revenge.
  • I stand by my previous assessment
  • excuse me did Cilenti just say probably the most awful and sexist thing ever said on television and did it just come out of nowhere YEP.
  • LOLOLOL MCCAIN BROUGHT A GIRL WITH HIM, IT'S A BIT LATE FOR THAT, M'BOY.
  • Freddie: War is a game played with a smile.
  • I just don't even know anymore, the writing's just so good
  • intense-raid-blahblahblah then Bel almost tells Freddie something as per usual ON THE PLUS SIDE Hector and Marnie are a thing again hoorayyyy!
  • it didn't end on a cliffhanger like normal what
  • EXCEPT FOR IN THE "NEXT TIME" APPARENTLY SOMEONE IS GOING TO SHOOT THEMSELVES I think Stearne
  • also it will be the last episode ever of The Hour since it got cancelled so there's that to look forward to
  • I bet we get lots of plot resolution don't we
  • am I right


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